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[Blondberd]

I go and grab five pieces of 4 in. thick plexi-glass, each 5x5 ft. I take four of them and bolt them to the floor, calking the cracks and reinforcing the out side with steel bars.

I go out to search for a zombie to capture and study. I went by the candy store and saw Warmsee Beiber eating gummy bears. I shout and it sees me and starts chasing me. Halfway to the hardware store I look back to see if it's was still there, it was having trouble running so it just started levitating, "They seem to be getting stronger I thought. At the hardware store I ran straight to my cage and jumped in. Soon Warmees Beiber was there too. The zombie floated into the cage with me and I quickly closed the top locking it from the outside. I took off my headphones and endured the pain of the music, I started drinking some jack to make my body numb to try and ease the pain. Finally I feel it taking over my body, I feel my hair rearranging itself into the Beiber haircut. I can feel the stupid lyrics clouding my mind. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain in my throat and I start singing. Not wanting to stay like this I quickly drank some hemlock tea while I had still had slight controll over my body. My mind dies and I respawn and run back to the hardware store, clickly calking the top of the cage, reinforcing it and putting one ton of sand bags on the top. Now understanding how it takes over a person I take actions to stop it. The only way to stop it is to stop the music, but unless the source is eliminated. So I hack the system to have a Justin Beiber concert but it will take 40 posts for it to start and for us to take our shot. I will start it off at the end of my post.

I decide I have no more need for the zombies so I release the bracers and drop the cealing on them. They die from the weight of one ton of sand bags. I decide that I should rest so I go back to the base and set up a hammock I turn on skyrim. I restart everything, again as a Kajiit. I start and go do some quests in Riverwood and start skill grinding of smithing and enchanting. I call Armdys and muno over the walkie-talkies and invite them into join me.

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[munomana]

i storm into the conversation and excaims that he tackled the zombie due to the fact that he said he would help you. i then punch Rad in the face because i havn't had enough action all week

[Radfa]

i sit alone wondering why is everyone against me?!? so I climb into my mech (lol no one destroyed it yet) and head to the lego store and build more and stash em

[Armdys]

I gear up in my leather/wood armor with duct tape boots, I craft some throwing knives and attach them to my belt and tell Muno and Blond I'll keep watch.

I hear the announcement for the Beiber concert and start making my ultimate weapon.

[Radfa]

I thought weapons like knives were not allowed...

I run to the trios base and rig it with traps and traps and traps then build I build a clone at the build-a-clone store on the 933562nd floor

Then teach him to operate a mech then we smash

[Blondberd]

As I'm playing skyrim the screens switch to show radfa in a big lego mech placing mouse traps randomly outside the outermost layer of my pikes. Since he couldn't get over them and could get through the walkway. He darts to tipy toe away even though I could hear him from inside the base. I go out and grab an extra metal pole I take electrical tape around where I'll be holding just in case he was smart enough to use something more then just a mouse trap. I take a look at one of the mouse traps, it's custom made with a battery hooked up to it, and using a taco as bait. "That's low," I said as I set it off them with my pole. He also baited them with pizza and fries.

I then go off to the food store and grab the following, bacon, neopolitain ice cream, syrup, cheddar cheese, vinager, cod liver oil, greek goat head cheese, and some eggs. I mix it all in a blender and add some chocolate and a little bit of mint. I leave it in a warm humid room to ferment.

I then go off to the outdoor store and get some climbing rope and carabiners. I got back to the hardware stir and grab some sledge hammers. I go to where JB will be performing and set up the hammers and rope so once he steps onto raised block they swing down and smash him. I also take my, mixture, and hook it up to the water system going to the shower JB will get to use before the show.

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[Radfa]

my clone throws me up on the pikes using army grade fireproof riot heat shields I use "snowshoes" to walk over the pikes of Blond and co.'s fortress and drop a bushel of raw fish at the doorway.
Then my clone tosses me a bag full of Macgyver DVDs a laptop duck tape and some fertilizer I make small explosion out side sending muno out and sees a bunch of cats I jump through a tiny opening and tackle muno hes out for five minutes i run in side and armdys who has his mindset turned to sky rim thinks I'm muno and asks " what was it"so I use a Pereto Rican ascent saying nothing and hit him over the head with a pipe and drag him out side I then rig the entire base with Macgyyver bombs and light em then getting the hell out of there then me and my clone duo hack the server and change the singer to Rebecka Black and set the show to be tomorrow. Then I send JB to Siberia. after that fortifying the server so no more hacks to the mall will not happen except by my clone who I kill instantly so he doesn't spill the beans, he doesn't respawn.

Then I go to the food court on the 463924th floor.

[Blondberd]

I did not understand the huge run on sentence. From now on starting with that last "post" I will not play along with a posts that does not make sense or is grammatically incorrect. Please we should be old enough to know how to write correctly.

[Armdys]

 Radfa, on 16 May 2012 - 04:26 AM, said:

I thought weapons like knives were not allowed...

If you find them, I'd you make them it's fine
But back to the point.
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You made two vital mistakes in your last post Rad
1) Muno has no accent, so that'd be a dead give away
2) I don't even like Sky Rim that much >

Plus anyway I'd hear you knocking out Muno outside

But IF by some means that all events mentioned in your post transpired I'd respawn, smash the server, canceling any and all plans from outside the mall, then sneak up to Rad on the 9001 floor (as I established in my first post here XD) press down on the top of his head then forcefully push my right hand across his right cheek bone, thoroughly, snapping his neck.

But if they didn't happen I'd notice the oddly racist voice coming from the door that is clearly not Munos, pull out one of my homeade throwing knife, throw it, then shoot my air cannon.

[Radfa]

I'm was floor 463924...

but anyways the Hack to stop hacking happened so no more hacking its cheating.

I respawn and run to a surplus store and get riot shields, gloves and some helmets to protect my self from flying objects (knives). I find "build a gun DIY kit". I take one for a riffle and destroy the rest. I build it, then start loading my own ammo, so I now have a HOMEMADE gun and ammo. I trash it because weapons like guns and swords aren't allowed. (the text in red did not happen)

I run to target and wall mart and take all the scissors and a punch out the axle joint thing, I now have over 400 blades that can be used in hand to hand or thrown or launched out of my high speed blade shooter which looks like a crossbow thing.

[Armdys]

I hear all the noise, and I run upstairs to our base and grab the mini aircompressor cannon. I then see Radfa with his foretress of blades, riot shields and other things. My immediate thought is to charge in with reckless abandon. I access the situation and decide I need MOAR WEAPONS!!!

So I go to the Chinese Buffee, load up a few plates and carry up back to base so that we can have a feast =D



I also slide down a plate to Rad cause I'm a nice guy.

[munomana]

As soon as they get their food, i jump in and take both of them, gulfing them down. i then pick up a dozen little glass plates that used to have food and throw them like shurikens, knocking them out. i run back to Blond, tell him where they are, tell him how i suspect Armdys to be in an alliance with radfa, and gear up.

[Armdys]

I wake up and find Muno gearing up (as I was in the base) and punch him on the back of the head saying, "What the hell man? I slid down a plate to Rad before coming here just because I felt like being nice, I never left... I mean really I brought you and Blond food, and myself, but tossed some to Rad! But you had to eat mine in the base while I was distracted the proceed to knock me out, and Rad whom you also stole from!"
(in case you misread that I came back to OUR base and gave Rad, you and Blond food as well as myself)