The latest and greatest system at losing weight! If you're not aware what a spy crab is, it's an animation glitch from Team Fortress for the Spy class, caused when the player plays as Spy, opens the disguise kit, crouches, and looks straight up at the sky, and walks around. The result makes the spy look like a crab. Check it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dyQlZziHnw. So, me, being the great and powerful Iggy, decided; "How about I try this at school?" And so I did. I spy crabbed from class to classes whenever I could. I consider it exercise because it hurts after a while, like real exercise! Well, as it turns out, the next day when I woke up, my legs were still hurting.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Don't be me!