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Guest Emil

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Holy... this circled around school all last year for me... thought I was rid of CHUCK NORRIS DAMNIT!

*some random person*

You can NEVER get rid of Chuck Norris!

*me*

-punches the random person and walks away-

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Guest lukabuzka11

chuck norris gave a cheetah an uppercut. that is how the first giraffe was made

chuck norris got hit in the heart with a knife............ the knife passed away

chuck norris can change the time on a sundial

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Guest petersmileyface

chuck norris gave a cheetah an uppercut. that is how the first giraffe was made

Something children to do not get taught at school :o

chuck norris can change the time on a sundial

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Guest Wavesludge

One day a prank caller calls a random number and says

"You're going to die in 7 days!"

The response is

"Is that so? This is Chuck Norris."

"Oh s*** wrong number!!"

trolololol xD

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Guest petersmileyface

One day a prank caller calls a random number and says

"You're going to die in 7 days!"

The response is

"Is that so? This is Chuck Norris."

"Oh s*** wrong number!!"

I saw this on Facebook!

Here's the image :o

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